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Jon Hamm's Salami: A Photographic Investigation »


Much attention has been paid to Mad Men’s female actresses’ anatomy. But what about the plight of Jon Hamm’s penis? The poor man can’t afford underpants and is forced to display his genitalia in clingy pants everywhere he goes.

Jon Hamm’s genitalia has been on display more times than we can count. He favors shiny pants—and, it seems, no underwear.

Click on the photos below to see the startling evidence. Click here to view the photos on one page.

This article deserves a Pulitzer.